Is it a bird, is're wearing that?
Monday, June 24, 2013 at 9:52AM

Warner Bros.Humans. So clueless. It’s not enough they’ve  made a big mess of the world, they actually think a grown man in a blue suit, a red cape and a  sock stuffed down his boxers is going to come flying in and save them. Listen,  if anyone is going to rescue us, he better be wearing Dior Homme or Tom Ford, not some dinky Halloween costume. What’s the point of being a superhero if you don’t look runway perfect?

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