Breather of the month - Joan Rivers
Monday, June 17, 2013 at 11:12AM

I admit it, Joan Rivers is one of the finest humans out there. She turned 80 this month, which is nothing in vampire years, but for mortals it’s epic. People think she’s undead,  given how sharp her fashion fangs are on “Fashion Police”, but no, she breathes. She also understands the importance of dressing well, no matter the century.

“I put her in a Chanel suit, Manolo Blahniks,  and a Louis Vuitton pocketbook,” she once said of dressing the Virgin Mary. “You’re the mother of God, look it! If she had looked like that, she would’ve gotten into the inn.” Amen, sister.

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