Tuesday, May 21, 2013 at 10:15AM

prphotos.comWhere I come from, if you leave the house and forget to put on your pants, you’ve got a problem. But in the human world if you do this, they give you an award. And if you can sing without your pants on, they call it a career. Some breathers have all the luck.

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