How many times do we have to talk about wearing white to dinner? Looks here like our immortal sister Uma arrived at a gala giddy with the thought of feasting on celebrities. But what was she thinking donning this dress? I’m hoping either she won a lifetime supply of bleach on a quiz show, or she slipped on a rain poncho when nobody was looking. Otherwise I see a red gown on eBay awfully soon, because I hear she can drink a human like nobody’s business.