Like a Virgin
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 at 11:46AM

Terry Richardson/Harper's BazaarOh Madonna, really? I know humans will try anything to avoid getting bitten, but chainmail? We've been chewing through that stuff since the fifteenth century, girl. I'd  hoped you being the Material Girl, you would have 1. given us more of a challenge, and 2. at least stitched together protection out of diamonds and pearls. You really are like a virgin at this game, aren't you?

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